Son: Dad, when I get bigger I want to be a scientist.
Me: You know I'm a computer scientist.
S: No, I want to be a real scientist!
M: You don't think I'm a real scientist?
S: Yes, but I want to make a shrink ray. That's going to need a lot of
thinking because I have to create the formula. Then I can make people
small, or make them into giants.
M: It sure will!